The Dilbert Afterlife Takeaways

The Dilbert Afterlife by Scott Alexander was my favorite blog post I've read in the past year. To commemorate it, and hopefully persist some of its wisdom into my working OS, I've extracted some favorite quotes. I hope to continue fleshing out Takeaways & Interpretations as time allows.


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Adams knew, deep in his bones, that he was cleverer than other people. God always punishes this impulse, especially in nerds. His usual strategy is straightforward enough: let them reach the advanced physics classes, where there will always be someone smarter than them, then beat them on the head with their own intellectual inferiority so many times that they cry uncle and admit they’re nothing special.

For Adams, God took a more creative and – dare I say, crueler – route. He created him only-slightly-above-average at everything except for a world-historical, Mozart-tier, absolutely Leonardo-level skill at making silly comics about hating work.

Scott Adams never forgave this. Too self-aware to deny it, too narcissistic to accept it, he spent his life searching for a loophole. You can read his frustration in his book titles: How To Fail At Almost Everything And Still Win Big. Trapped In A Dilbert World. Stick To Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain.

Michael Jordan was the world’s best basketball player, and insisted on testing himself against baseball, where he failed. Herbert Hoover was one of the world’s best businessmen, and insisted on testing himself against politics, where he crashed and burned. We’re all inmates in prisons of different names. Most of us accept it and get on with our lives. Adams couldn’t stop rattling the bars.

"People don’t respond to logic and evidence, so the world is ruled by people who are good at making catchy slogans. Sufficiently advanced sloganeering is indistinguishable from hypnosis, and so when Adams has some cute turns of phrase in his previous book, he describes it as “[I] used a variety of hypnosis techniques in an attempt to produce a feeling of euphoric enlightenment in the reader”

I can’t explain why it so invariably goes wrong. The best I can do is tell a story where, when you’re trying to do this, you’re selecting for either techniques that can change you, or techniques that can compellingly make you think you’ve been changed. The latter are much more common than the former.

In theory, becoming a hot charismatic person with great social skills ought to be the same kind of task as everything else, where you practice a little and you’re bad, but then you practice more and you become good. But the uncanny valley is deep and wide, and Scott Adams was too invested in saying “Ha! I just hypnotized you - ha! There, did it again!” for me to trust his mountaineering skills.

Adams was 58 when Trump changed everything. In 2001, age 44, he’d found the failure of his Dilberito funny. But in another interview, at age 50, he suggested that maybe his competitors had formed teams to sneak into supermarkets and hide them in the back of the shelves. Being tragically flawed yet also self-aware enough to laugh about it is a young man’s game.

Every nerd who was the smartest kid in their high school goes to an appropriately-ranked college and realizes they’re nothing special. But also, once they go into some specific field they find that intellect, as versatile as it is, can only take them so far. And for someone who was told their whole childhood that they were going to cure cancer (alas, a real quote from my elementary school teacher), it’s a tough pill to swallow.

As compensation, he was gifted with two great defense mechanisms. The first was humor (which Freud grouped among the mature, adaptive defenses), aided by its handmaiden self-awareness.

As we pass through life, sometimes God shows us dopplegangers, bright or dark mirrors of ourselves, glimpses of how we might turn out if we zig or zag on the path ahead. Some of these people are meant as shining inspirations, others as terrible warnings, but they’re all our teachers.

If you want to see the world more clearly, avoid joining a tribe. But if you are going to war, leave your clear thinking behind and join a tribe

"Silicon Valley, where hustle culture has reached its apogee, has an additional consideration: why don’t you found a startup? If you’re so much smarter than your boss, why not compete against him directly?"


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linkRe: #1 God always punishes the impulse to think oneself clever

that he was cleverer than other people. God always punishes this impulse, especially in nerds

I dealt with this most acutely in 8th grade, upon making the blunder of admitting to some classmates that I was "probably more popular than my friend, X." They belittled me mercilessly through every day for months. I dreaded that class, it was the only time I asked a teacher to please let me change my group.


Mother always happily listened to my teenage stories about how great I was, so there were plenty of occasions where I'd carry on about how I won the spelling bee or carried a 4.0 for most of high school. It hasn't been so much of a problem in the 40s though, as I have been undergoing about a decade of business challenges. Granted, I still believe the biz will eventually culminate in a meaningful payday for its investors, but it is humbling to go from “Nominated for Ernst & Young Entrepreneur of the Year” at a black tie dinner, attended by inner circle of Bonanza’s 50 employees... to today’s version of the company, with one salary over $100k and assorted contractors numbering around 10 total.


But to the extent that I'm ever tempted again to think myself clever,

It's a waste of resources that get you behind relative to others not thinking about their cleverness

The only folks who relate such stories to a willing listener are those who are being sought for reward (e.g., candidate employees) or those who you're trading attention time with (friends). In the last two years I've mentally labeled achievement talk as "Ego Emissions." Sadly, I won't be high enough status to find any acolytes for my woulda-been Ego Emissions. Fortunately, the half-life of those w/ credibility who will sit around & listen to your Ego Emissions is short; I ain't losing much.


linkRe: #2: Spike-y Smarts

I've lived a slow and steady transformation from a teenager who believed that the witty kids stood alongside the "high test score" kids as having the greatest IQ & thus potential to accomplish anything. It was vexing to 20s Bill to see one of the most popular, witty kids at our high school struggle to spell words & go on to a mid-level job that barely supported a single kid.


Since I haven't been a 99th percentile test scorer since 4th grade, it was never a plausible outcome that I'd win from smarts. The SAT & related tests pegged me in the 90th-95th percentile. Astral Codex readers all say they scored higher than my 90th percentile SAT score.


The point here is that I've known a few incredibly proficient thinkers, but they all seem to follow the pattern of being good at 1-3 things. I still believe that a Stephen Cobert or Howard Stern could run a successful non-talkshow business, because they're obviously proficient thinkers. But like Adams, what I label "smart" is equivalently funny/self-aware, and that doesn't seem to get you far in business unless accompanied by luck, or a willingness to endure endless toil.


linkRe: #3 We're all inmates in prisons of different names

We’re all inmates in prisons of different names. Repeated 2x in the original essay, and equally applicable in both spots, it was pared to one mention in the final draft. But it's a fine enough way to characterize the nominal suffering experienced by all ya'll.